一、英文笑话原文

Women are like telephones.
You hold them, and they love it.
You talk to them, and they love it.
But press the wrong button, and you are DISCONNECTED.

二、英文笑话译文

女人就像电话一样。
你抱着他们，她们很喜欢这样。
你和她们交谈，她们很喜欢这样。
但是如果按错了按钮，你就会被“切断”连接。